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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

if you think you are unhappy, look at them

if you think you are unhappy, look at them



if you think your job is tough, how about him?


if you think your salary is low, how about her?


If you think you don't have many friends, ask yourself if you have one sincere friend...



You think study is a burden, how about her?


When you feel like giving up, think of this man


if you think you suffer in life, do you suffer as much as he does?


if you complaint about your transport system, how about them?


if your society is unfair to you, how about her?

"That which is beautiful is not always good; but that which is good is always beautiful"

Sunday, May 27, 2007

The Most Powerful 3 Words Phrases

The following three-word phrases can enrich every relationship. These are just three little But Very Powerful words:

I'll Be There
If you have ever had to call a friend in the middle of the night, to take a sick child to hospital, or when your car has broken down some miles from home, you will know how good it feels to hear the phrase " I'll be there. " Being there for another person is the greatest gift we can give. When we're truly present for other people, important things happen to them & us. We are renewed in love and friendship. We are restored emotionally and spiritually. Being there is at the very core of civility.
I Miss You
Perhaps more marriages could be saved & strengthened if couples simply & sincerely say to each other "I miss you." This powerful affirmation tells partners they are wanted, needed, desired & loved. Consider how ecstatic you would feel, if you received an unexpected phone call from your spouse in the middle of your workday, just to say "I miss you."
I Respect You / I Trust You

Respect and trust is another way of showing love. Its conveys the feeling that another person is a true equal. If you talk to your children as if they were adults you will strengthen the bonds & become close friends. This applies to all interpersonal relationships

Maybe You're Right

This phrase is highly effective in diffusing an argument and restoring frayed emotions. The flip side to "maybe you're right" is the humility of admitting maybe "I'm wrong". Let's face it. When you have a heated argument with someone, all you do is cement the other person's point of view. They, or you, will not change their stance and you run the risk of seriously damaging the relationship between you. Saying "maybe you're right" can open the door to further explore the subject, in which you may then have the opportunity to get your view across in a more rational manner.

Please Forgive Me

Many broken relationships could be restored and healed if people would admit their mistakes and ask for forgiveness. All of us are vulnerable to faults and failures. A man should never be ashamed to own up that he has been in the wrong, which is saying, in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.

I Thank You

Gratitude is an exquisite form of courtesy. People who enjoy the companionship of good, close friends are those who don't take daily courtesies for granted. They are quick to thank their friends for their many expressions of kindness. On the other hand, people whose circle of friends is severely constricted often do not have the attitude of gratitude.

Count On Me

A friend is one who walks in when others walk out. Loyalty is an essential ingredient for true friendship; it is the emotional glue that bonds people. Those that are rich in their relationships tend to be steady and true friends. When troubles come, a good friend is there indicating "you can count on me."

Let Me Help

The best of friends see a need and try to fill it. When they spot a hurt they do what they can to heal it. Without being asked, they pitch in and help.

I Understand You

People become closer and enjoy each other more if they feel the other person accepts and understands them. Letting your spouse know in so many little ways that you understand them, is one of the most powerful tools for healing relationship. This applies to any relationship.

Go For It

We are all unique individuals. Don't try to get your friends to conform to your ideals. Support them in pursuing their interests, no matter how weird they seem to you. Everyone has dreams, dreams that are unique to that person only. Support and encourage your friends to follow their dreams. Tell them to "go for it."

I Love You

Perhaps the most important three words that you can say. Telling someone that you truly love them satisfies a person's deepest emotional needs. The need to belong, to feel appreciated and to be wanted. Your spouse, your children, your friends and you, all need to hear those three little words "I love you."

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Why men like to gaze on the female form

Men find photos of the opposite sex much more "rewarding" than women, new research claims today.

According to the study men take the same pleasure out of looking at an attractive female form as they do from having a curry or making money whereas women do not take any significant reward from looking at pictures of men.


Mens magazines,  why men like to gaze on the female form
Men consume more pornography than women

The survey published in the journal Proceedings of the Royal Society B said that brain scan studies show that "reward centres" are triggered in men when they gaze at a woman's face or body whereas they are not in females. It also shows men are more likely to make an effort to view pictures of the opposite sex and pay out money.

The findings shed light on why men are much greater consumers of pornography than women and why sales of Playboy have always exceeded those of Playgirl, according to Dr Benjamin Hayden at the Centre for Neuroeconomic Studies, Duke University School of Medicine, Durham, North Carolina.

"One natural inference is that men are more willing to pay to see these images," he told The Daily Telegraph.

Previous research has identified several core characteristics of rewards. Economists have shown that people tend to be impulsive, meaning they prefer rewards sooner than later, and that they are less impulsive when rewards are bigger.

This study shows that photos follow the same principles, and that more attractive photos act like larger rewards, said Dr Hayden. Rewards also offer incentives to work harder and they can be traded for other kinds of rewards, which is why men exchange money for pictures of naked women.

The team gave 20 heterosexual men and 20 women opportunity to view non pornographic photos of members of the opposite sex and tested if money would offer as much reward, as well as whether people would work harder on a computer to see a photo they were interested in.

Men were significantly more patient than women when choosing to view attractive females than when choosing to view neutral or unattractive females.

"For men, the reward of seeing a woman is strongly influenced by physical attractiveness, but for women physical attractiveness has little or no impact," said Dr Hayden.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Malaysian Gothic

FAKE MALAYSIAn GOTHIC
All poserssss!!
are these kids suppose to represent anything at all? what the f**k are they trying to prove? that they have stupid looking costumes? and umbrellas that serves no purpose other than to look fashionable? all for the sake of fashion? what fashion? these are vile images of idiots parading as something that they are not.. well maybe they are… stupid posers that is! that’s what they are.. this is nothing more but a humane disaster… pollution on the aesthetic of life per se.. what are these kids anyways? a mass product of my chemical romance’s MTV videoclips? let’s hope these kids kill themselves before they realize how moronic and obtuse they look…. and how they are making people sick just by looking at them..

emo kid 1

If you look like this, watch out, because you have ruined my day.

emo kid 2

Why have you ruined my day? Because I think you suck and deserve a punch in the face for sucking. Because you’re neither what you think you are nor what you make yourself out to be.

emo kids!

You have ruined my day too.

emo kids 2

I will kick your a$$e$ when I see you.

emo kids 3

Die.

emo kids 4

You. On the left. I will kick your ass first. And last.

emo kids 6

Die.

emo kids 7

Die.

emo kids 8

Because. All. Of. You. Are. fcuking. Posers.

emo kids 9

Die.

emo kids 7

Die. Die. Die!

emo kids 8

You. Squatting. I will punch you in the eye. I promise..

emo kids 9

You are part of the reason why we get a bad rep in the media. You call yourselves emo/punk/metal (or gothic!) when all you listen to is My Chemical Romance but you have no idea who the fcuk Ian MacKaye is, do you? You tell people you watched/loved Nightmare before Christmas and Corpse Bride but you have no fcuking clue who Tim Burton is. You think Emily the Strange is cool but the name Buzz Parker is unfamiliar to you. You are trend whores, nothing more. I feel sorry for you. Maybe I’ll feel sorrier after I kick your teeth in.

If you wish to avoid an a$$ kicking, please get a clue on faqs.org and wikipedia.


Wednesday, April 18, 2007

My class

1.My Strick teacher

my teacher has never walked out of the class without being angry or stresed ou.I guess,its becouse my class makes too much noises when the teacher is trying to teach.My Teacher would ye and scold my classmate who lough loudly at my teacher,my teacher always shout to get class attention..some even get shocked because of it.Is my clas teacher really fearful or my classmaste really naughty..

2.Student When...
When the student are given letter meant for their paresnt,50% of them will be made into paper eroplanes,20% will be trown into the rubbish bin,15% will be left under the school tables.another 10% will be left to rot in student's bags,and only 5% make it to parents

3.Not in class when the teacher..?
40.2% of the class be in during a free period.Found lurking in the coridors,10% in another class,5% in the school canteen. and finally 0.2% will be running around

4.My Class is Place for...
A place for eat,sleep,gossif the teachers
p,backstab,throw parties,take exam etc.But mostly pitiful students in my class are made to stick their bottoms on the chair,tape their moust shut for about 6 hours and listen to the incoherent rambling o

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Rempit


A Mat Rempit is a Malaysian term for 'an individual who participates in illegal street racing', usually involving underbone motorcycles (Kapcai) or scooters. Minah Rempit can refer to either the female counterpart, or a female companion of a Mat Rempit. Not all Mat Rempits involve in street racing, some of them just ride their motorcycle's dangerously on public roads. Mat Rempits usually travel in groups and race in bustling city centres on weekend nights. As of recently, Mat Rempits have been linked to gangsterism, gang robbery, fighting, vandalism, thefts and bullying. Most motorcycles used by the Mat Rempits do not meet standard specifications, or have been modified extensively. Additionally, some Mat Rempit do not have valid licenses, do not pay road taxes, and ride stolen motorcycles. More and more housing estates were turned into racing tracks.[5] It is estimated that there are about 200,000 Mat Rempits in Malaysia. The terms of Mat Rempit also used in Singapore and Indonesia for the same reason.

Lingo and Tricks

1. Wheelie: standing motorcycle on rear wheel while front wheel on the air.[7]
2. Superman : Laying on the bike with both hand still hold the handle.
3. Baring : Laying on the bike where the leg is touching the handle, the inverse way of Superman.
4. Skating : Standing on the motorcycle with a leg on the handle bar and the other on the seat.
5. Cilok : Weaving left and right between cars at high speeds.
6. Wikang: The name wikang is actually a contraction of wheelie belakang in Malay. [1]
7. Korner: Rounding a turn with enough lean to bring the side of the motorcycle in contact with the ground.
8. Pacak: Literally means standing idle like a stick in Malay, the pacak technique is the technique of lifting the motorcycle 90-degrees vertical with the front wheel raised. The pacak technique is almost as same as the wheelie, but is performed when the motorcycle is stationary with the rider standing.

source-wikipedia

Could you belive, in street racing, Malaysia was rank number #3 in the world.

World Rank for Famous Illegal Street Racing:

  1. Japan
  2. Hongkong
  3. Malaysia
  4. USA

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Street Racing in Malaysia

Street racing in Malaysia is illegal, and watching a street race is also illegal, and these are enforced by the Malaysian police. Many streets, roads, highways and expressways in Kuala Lumpur, Johor Bahru and other cities have become sites for racing. Among them are teenagers either riding motorcycles or driving modified cars. The motorcycle street racers in Malaysia are famously known as Mat Rempit. These Mat Rempit are famous for their “Superman” stunts and other stunts performed on their motorcycles. They are also notorious for their “Cilok”, a kind of racing in which racers weave in-between moving and stationary traffic at high-speed.

On 12 July 2006, the Malaysia-Singapore Second Link in Johor became a place of illegal racing. The Johor police and the Road Transport Department, with the highway operator PLUS Expressway, have launched big operations to crack down on illegal racing. More than 100,000 people have been arrested in these operations.


Monday, March 19, 2007

How to make a damn fine sandwich


First, you need these ingredients:

  • Meat (no fat-free or "light" turkey bullshit either. Only artery clogging pastrami or something similar will do)

  • Cheese (Muenster cheese is the best. If you can't get any, you lose. Provolone might work though)

  • Bread (The best bread to use for a sandwich is Jalepeneo Cheese Bread. If you can't find any, try normal garlic bread, or pesto bread. Sour dough is always acceptable)

  • Tabasco Sauce (Mandatory. It makes everything better)

  • Lettuce (Makes the sandwich look bigger, and it tastes good)

  • Tomatoes (This one is probably the most controversial on the list, but since I'm always right, it stays)

  • Onions (And plenty of them. Be generous when you add these)

  • Olives (Black or Green, they're both good)

  • Pickles (NOTE: DO NOT use those sick-ass pickles McDonalds and Burger King put on their burgers. Use real pickles that have been soaked in garlic, vinegar, and beet juice. If you can't find any, just skip the pickles)

  • Vinegar (It's damn good)

  • Beef Jerky (Beef jerky kicks ass)

  • Bacon (Make sure it's bone dry first)

  • Mayonnaise (Not too much.. it can make your food too mushy)


    I think that should do it. The beef jerky isn't always feasible, but I put it on there anyway since you should eat it as a side dish (a nice alternative to chips or fries). If you can't bite into your sandwich because it's so huge, then you know you've made it right. Just keep compressing it until you can at bite into it.

    This sandwich also goes good with clam chowder (with lots of corn in it). Corn goes good with anything. Things you should add to your clam chowder are:

  • Lemons (you should add lemons to every soup)

  • Tabasco (You should know that by now)

  • 1 can of corn (Just dump the whole thing in there, minus the water of course)

  • 1 full package of crackers (Or croutons)

    There you have it. A meal fit for me. Now you can brag to your friends that you know how to make a kick-ass sandwich.

    145,131 people think I make damn good sandwiches.

  • Sunday, March 18, 2007

    clubbin sux


    yea i know most of the people who goes to this 'club' are damn cool.u can see the coolness from them when they started to dance,it's like someone been shooting to them and they were like avoiding all the bullets harharha ..it's so goddamn funniest things ever to me! and what in the down world is wrong with them? it's like they've been set time to dance.u can see them when u talking to them and suddenly they were like go far away to the conner and start dancing without hearing any music.it's that what u guys call 'cool'..wow..if thats cool..im sure that i suck..BIG TIME..you know why? i can't dance..i can only dance to one rythm that is mosh!

    Saturday, March 17, 2007

    Going To Eat Chinese Food?Don't use chop sticks.


    At some point in your life, you will know someone that insists on trying to be part of a culture that he or she doesn't belong to. Let me just come out and say that it bugs the hell out of me when people eat chinese food with chop sticks. What's the point of eating chinese food, IN MALAYSIA, with chop sticks? As if it was real chinese food in the first place. I think I can safely say that 90% of all "chinese" food in malaysia has been watered down and Malaysianized so all the pussies that can't eat spicy food will stop bitching. Not only is the food rarely authentic, but then we have a slew of dipshits that patronize the culture further by eating the watered-down, sweet-and-sour mush with chop sticks. Going for the full authentic effect eh? Does it make the food taste better? Does it satisfy a deep internal need to prove that you're more cultured than everyone else by using chop sticks?

    What the hell is with chop sticks anyway? I practiced eating with them in school (when I was forced to), and haven't used them since. What's the point? It's like trying to eat with a fork that has a pivot. WHAT'S THE POINT? Why not just use a fork or a spoon like the rest of the universe, cut the bullshit, and get on with your lives? What the hell is wrong with you people? I just don't get it. Why do people insist on using chop sticks? THIS KEEPS ME AWAKE AT NIGHT.

    151,057 dipshits use chop sticks JUST TO PISS ME OFF.

    Reasons to Cry During Titanic:

    1. You just realized that you wasted $6.50 to piss away three hours of your life to watch a movie that you knew the outcome of. "Hmm.. a movie about the Titanic. I wonder how it's going to end."

    2. You realize five minutes into the movie that James Cameron raped you and all the other suckers in the theater out of $6.50, and that he's laughing his ass off at you for being such a susceptable dumbass.

    3. After the movie is over, you notice all the other wimps in the theater that cried during the movie, and you realize that we have a long way to go as a society.

    4. You used too much paint thinner on your eyes when you were trying to cleanse them of the bullshit they just saw.

    5. You remember that you pissed away three hours of your life.

    6. You realize that if 10 million people saw the movie once, each wasting 3 hours of their lives, that 30 million hours have been wasted, and that if each person lived an average of 70 years, 3,424 years, or 49 lives will have been wasted watching the Titanic. James Cameron has effectively murdered 49 people. (Not necessarily a reason to cry, but it is to a sap that saw Titanic in the first place).

    7. You realize that you don't give a rat's ass about the Titanic and all the people who died on it, and that you can't get a refund for your ticket.

    8. You realize that the movie made enough money to actually raise the Titanic, and that you would have rather spent your money to see the real thing.

    9. You know that everyone in the theater will die someday, and seeing a bunch of losers get sunk on a ship puts your own impending doom into perspective.

    10. You're a dumbass for seeing Titanic, and you know it.

    157,985 people regret seeing the Titanic atrocity.

    Thursday, March 15, 2007

    emo


    People keep tellin me that emo is a trend. all i know that was an old storyy. but look at now, people nowdays colored their hair, wear stupid silver/gold things, big-buffalo shades and guess what, club&disco r their favourite place to hang-out. malay guys wear like a 'jinjang' chinese makes me sicx. u know wat, thats wat we calld a fcuking TREND not stylish or wtf ever!

    For me, emo is just a fashion. i do stick wit emo fashions. that’s the way I live.ive been told that emo also is a trend. i stick wit that trend ONLY,(hair-do, fashion, make-ups, tights) and im not one of those emo freaks who label themselves like broken-kids, suicide-kids, hated, ‘in-with-a-bullet-out-with-hearts’ or whatever, that’s so fucking ridiculous. oh btw, that’s reminds me of Gaara