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Monday, October 15, 2007

They didn't study

Since here in the Malaysia, we are very much in the season of exams, I found this and thought I'd share it. Apart from the rather serious reality that these answers are pupils' actual responses to an exam paper, they are really quite amusing...

It really goes to show pupils are much more prepared to have a go and be wrong than not have a go at all. As someone who is teaching some GCSE courses, this is an approach that I encourage, not least because:

a) you might be right.
b) you might be partially right and therefore scrape some marks.

If only marks were given for creativity whilst answering an exam paper...

Here's my favourite...

Take a look at some more exam answers.

Saturday, October 6, 2007

Water Bridge... Over A River


Even after you see it, it is still hard to believe! Water Bridge in Germany.... What a feat!

Six years, 500 million euros, 918 meters long now this is engineering! This is a channel-bridge over the River Elbe and joins the former East and West Germany , as part of the unification project. It is located in the city of Magdeburg, near Berlin. The photo was taken on the day of inauguration. To those who appreciate engineering projects.

Did that bridge have to be designed to withstand the additional weight of ship and barge traffic, or just the weight of the water?

Answer: It only needs to be designed to withstand the weight of the water!

Why?

A ship always displaces an amount of water that weighs the same as the ship, regardless of how heavily a ship may be loaded. Remember your high school physics, and the fly in an enclosed bottle project???

Similarly, the super sensitive scale proved that it didn't make any difference whether the fly was sitting on the bottom, walking up the side, or flying around. The bottle, air, and fly were a single unit of mass and always weighed the same.

Friday, August 31, 2007

046461234

It is claimed that after you dial the number, you'll hear a girl's sad voice repeating something like "Jai Jian le" 再見了.
And you won't be charged for the call.

First I tot this is just another lame prank, getting other to bombard the victim's phone with countless calls. But after reading through other posts, all those who have tried heard the similar voice, then it will just disconnect itself.

OK, so out of curiosity, I dial the number using my hand phone. There wasn't any toot-toot ... toot-toot like other land line phone, but I heard the "Jai Jian Le" instantly, and it repeated until the line got disconnected. My first impression it was actually a recorded caller ring tones.

So here's a few things I found it's weird:
- the number clearly is a land line number, a Penang number, but land line got caller ring tone meh?
- I ask my friend to call at the same time while I'm still at the line, he also heard the same thing.
- Some other forumers claim they have heard different things like, "do you want to come accompany me?" in mandarin.
- Some heard it's a malay guy or a malay girl's voice.


So if you want to try... try at your own risk

rumors are this is the last voice recorded by a girl before she commit suicide.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

The Reason Why Accident Causes in Jamaica

What the main reason for motorbikers accident in Jamaica? View this photos:





Did you see it? What you see?? Yes, They did not wearing a helmet!! Nobody wearing helmet!

p/s: What you see actually?? hahaha. your dirty minded always see that way.

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Stingray Giving Birth

Never see how stingray giving birth before? Here are the pictures how is stingray giving birth. Same as how human giving birth.

The Pelagic Stingray has a gestation period of 2 to 4 months with females giving birth to four to nine adult-like juveniles that measure 6 to 10 inches in width.




Common Names

Atlantic stingray (English), atlantinkeihasrausku (Finnish), Atlantische pijlstaartrog (Dutch), floridskiy khostokol (Russian), raie (French), raya enana (Spanish), and raya hocicona (Spanish).

New Trend Made In Japan

This is very special one. I know everybody must like to watch these pictures. Somebody told me that this is the latest trend in Japan. I do not know whether its true or not because I never been in Japan. Maybe one day I will go to Japan for vacation. I think after my retirement.

Click image for better view!




Thursday, August 16, 2007

Bras



Was in class recently and overheard gangs of girls talking bout bras. Personally, as a lady myself, i loathe wearing bra. They suffocate my boobies!However, breasts are possibly a woman's most distinctive feminine feature, adding to our beauty and sex appeal. Despite this, many women(aka many woman and lady that i knew), still do not properly look after their breasts and wear bras which do not fit well, offer little support, and displace the breast tissue, pushing it under the arm or flattening it around the breast wall.

Ladies, listen up! You MUST think of buying a good, well-fitting bra as an investment with both present and future benefits, not only will it prevent your breasts from drooping in the future, but you will also immediately look slimmer and more in proportion. A bra that bulges and doesn't fit properly will spoil the most expensive dress. ( Prevention is better than cure right!) Plus, your bfs will pay you more attention by then, who knows! ^.^


And guys! Please tell your girl friends bout this okay? and INVEST some money for your wives in the future hohoho

So, how do we know that we have the right bra?

You will know that your bra is not right for you if ...

  1. Red marks on your shoulders caused by your bra straps.
  2. Breasts forced over the top of the cup in a double bump.
  3. The center of your bra does not touch the breastbone.
  4. Your breasts are drooping or looking generally out of shape.
  5. Any or all of these signs could indicate that you are wearing the wrong bra size. that's not only uncomfortable, it can also over time, distort the shape of your breasts and cause a variety of health problems, from headaches to backaches and even migraines.
Between, guess what! Some gals that i know dont even know how to measure their cup size and bra size!! Great! Man..go ask any sales gal in a lingerie shop or watch this video.




Lingeries are cool thing man. Man should give woman more of that as a present hahaha And for those that do not know how to un a bra, enjoy this video!




As for those that still loathe wearing bras EXTERNALLY, they can try PLASTIC SURGERY EMBEDDED BRA

No more hassle now!=p

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Evolution of a new born Panda

Once upon a time the female panda was pregnant and when the time came she gave birth to this little fellow….

The new born cub was so small and fragile that he seemed to be more of a cat cub than of a panda one…


Attention, good care and all the time needed were spent so that the little cub would grow healthy and beautiful…


In a week, he is already acting as a ” big ” and powerful animal, sniffing around…

At 25 days, the cub begins to look as a panda…the specific black spots have already appeared but he’s still blind…



After 30 days, the cub looks like a little pig ..


In a couple more days, we have a brand new panda cub able to eat and start to play by his own.



When he’s 85 days old, no one knows what he’s up to….

But he still is somehow funny and he sleeps just like a human baby…


Let’s blow the candle, the cub has reached 3 months old ….

Mammals evolve the same way as humans do and still, some people couldn’t care less about them, about the environment and about living a healthy life…

Via

Monday, August 6, 2007

The Great Khali Criticism

The Great Khali doesn't deserve to be a champion!
I can see all you jealous heads ranting about this all over the IWC and Youtube, well listen to this little ones, The Great Khali deserves to be the champion, so live with it. I mean like look at things from a realistic angle, that man can crush anyone to pieces, he actually looks like someone who should be a champion. So stop whining about it just because you're either jealous that your favorite superstar didn't win/isn't getting a title shot or because you are racist towards The Great Khali.

http://www.babyface.it/Dalip%20Singh%20aka%20Great%20Khali.jpg

The Great Khali doesn't know any moves!

Yeah? What about this? and in case you didn't know already, The Great Khali can of course do a LOT of moves which are done by huge wrestlers like him, and he knows them as well just check out

Giant Silva V/S Giant Singh (The Great Khali)

August 2002


One of the old matches of The Great Khali in Japan where he wrestled as Giant Singh. The match was against another Giant of a man, Giant Silva. Khali performs some moves not known to be associated with him in the west. But the match is good enough.

and this

Chris Candido (RIP) V/S Giant Singh (The Great Khali)

Year 2002


The Great Khali's match in Japan as Giant Singh against Chris Candido (RIP). Demonstrates Khali's wrestling abilities in those times. This match was held in New Japan Pro Wrestling.


(Videos of The Great Khali in Japan) to know some of the moves The Great Khali is capable of doing but the WWE doesn't let him do them.


The Great Khali can't speak English

Yes he can, go check out the Longest Yard (film) to check him speaking English. Oh and hey, talk about Common sense, if he doesn't know English how is he living in the USA? How did he manage to act in 'The Longest Yard'? How do you think this dude talked to the WWE in the first place and reached a contract? How does he appear and talk on talk shows? How did he get trained to wrestle? How did he communicate with Jonathan Coachman?check out this also

Ron Simmons "DAMN" at The Great Khali

Date not known



The Great Khali wanted some competition and approached Jonathan Coachman for it since he new that Coachman was the man who arranged all the matches, Ron Simmons was visibly overwhelmed and said "DAMN".

The Great Khali can't wrestle!

What the hell? What does he do in the ring then? Check out hismatch with shawan michaels and then tell me that he can't wrestle. He has been into Pehlwani Wrestling (Indian Traditional Wrestling) since 1995 and has been with companies like All Pro Wrestling and New Japan Pro Wrestling prior to coming to WWE. Also, let me assure you that The Great Khali can perform a lot of moves and work awesome wrestling matches, which can be witnessed by looking at his videos.

Shawn Michaels V/S The Great Khali

7th May 2007


Shawn Michaels wants a match against The Great Khali for the No. 1 contender's spot for the WWE Championship, and challenges Khali for it, and gets the match, this is most probably one of the best matches of The Great Khali till now and Shawn Michaels gave him some real tough competition. Kudos for both of the guys!

The Great Khali has no Mic skills

Oh yeah right, so do you really think that someone the size of The Great Khali needs to do trash talking to break his opponent down or to make people/fans amazed/happy/sad? I have said this on many wrestling websites and will say it again, Monsters do not do the talking, they simply knock you out cold, and they then walk away like nothing has happened. The Great Khali knows English and could say some stuff on the mic if the WWE wanted him to, but this does not go with his in-ring-persona of the unstoppable monster.

The Great Khali can't cut a decent promo!

If you think that The Great Khali cannot cut a decent promo then you seriously have not checked out all of his promos OR you do not know the definition of a decent promo. If you look at his latest one in which he told John Cena to "come get some", that really defines a decent promo. So yeah.

The Great Khali is SLOW

The Great Khali is slow? Well what do you want a monster bodybuilder like him to do? Do you want him to jump off ropes doing Senton Bombs? Or do you want some Hurricanranas? Head Scissors or how about some Superkicks? But oh wait, who would he superkick? and who would be able to take his Hurricanranas? Sentons would crash the whole ring down of course.. and You know what... The Great Khali actually is an athelete and is well able to run around. Back in India he even used to take interest and perform in athletics before finally moving to bodybuilding, but yes I can assure you he can run around well enough. Its just that if the WWE makes him run around, it would not be appropiate! It would not go with his monster image and it would just make the whole arena LAUGH to see a guy huge as Khali running around.

The Great Khali cannot sell moves!

YEAH RIGHT... duh.. of course The Great Khali can sell moves and I must say he sells moves much better than Big Show, Kane and MANY other wrestlers including some legends (I won't say this about The Undertaker since he is in the gimmick that doesn't sell moves). Anyways if you saw the Wrestlemania match between Khali and Kane, you could see he sold the powerbomb well, he even sold the F-U's (including the one off the crane) to John Cena pretty nicely throughout their feud, he has sold a lot of moves to The Undertaker back in their last man standing match and The Great Khali also regularly sells moves to even smaller opponents, like he visibly stammers a bit when hit with full force by smaller wrestlers. (Unlike Umaga, Kane, Boogeyman etc. who laugh at Chair shots) Therefore The Great Khali is absolutely awesome at selling moves.

The Great Khali is DANGEROUS

The Great Khali is not dangerous, he is a very good guy to work with in real life and has been practicing wrestling since a fair amount of time. He made a great match against Shawn Michaels and threw him on the announce tables but that DID NOT hurt Shawn one bit, he performed the move with such perfection. Now I wont say this is a great thing, Wrestlers do this stuff all the time, but what I want to say here with this example is that The Great Khali is not dangerous at all. But YES he of course could be dangerous if he did full force moves (which people keep whining he never does) as mentioned above, for example if he did some sort of an aerial move, jumping off the top rope or something, that'd tear the wrestler being attacked in half, THAT would be dangerous of course, but The Great Khali does not do those moves so this is out of question.

The Great Khali has no charisma/The Great Khali will never get over with the fans


This is just wrong, The Great Khali has all the charisma needed to get over with the fans. Its just that his current gimmick does not allow him to get over with the fans in a positive way. HOWEVER, as far as getting "over" with the fans for the heel part is concerned, The Great Khali is quite over with the crowd whenever he steps into the ring. But for those of you who believe he has no charisma, well... lets say, The Great Khali's huge structure itself is enough to attract all the charisma he needs, plus he is a heel wrestler right now, so that kind of decreases the charisma factor. If he turns FACE however, The Great Khali will be VERY popular among the crowd. For example check this video! out

The Great Khali knocks out four people and Cena

Date not known




Absolutely hilarious stuff, The Great Khali knocks out Shelton Benjamin, Charlie Haas, Lance Cade and Viscera and then finally takes out John Cena as well, the crowd cheered him because they thought The Great Khali was with Cena, just goes on to show that The Great Khali could be a fan favorite if booked right.

. The crowd thought that The Great Khali was with John Cena so they cheered for him and did his signature taunt even. You could feel it in the video that Khali could be good as a face too. Plus, since he's acting a heel now, you could hear Public reaction to him always.

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Have u ever seen 250 MILLION in cash??

Summary of the eRumor:

The eRumor is mostly pictures of a vast stash of American money said to total $207 million and taken in a raid on a drug dealer's house in Mexico.
The Truth:
The pictures are authentic.

A BBC story from March 16, 2007 said the raid netted $205-million along with guns, drugs, and smaller amounts of cash in Euros and Mexican pesos.

Seven persons were arrested and accused of illegally importing chemicals to make methamphetamines.

Police say the raid took place in a mansion in an affluent part of Mexico City.





Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Cancer by My Chemical Romance

my chemical romance cancer video
This is actually not MCR’s actual music video for their song “Cancer”, it’s an ad mixed with the audio - the result is heart-wrenching and depending on your mood (and of course, personal experience) - this can make you cry.

“Cancer” is one of MCR’s best song from their Black Parade album - the song is about a person’s emotions and feelings in the final hours of impending death. Another of my personal fav song from the same album is “I don’t love you”.

Video and lyric after the jump.


Turn away
If you could get me a drink
Of water cause my lips are chapped and faded
Call my Aunt Marie
Help her gather all my things
And bury me
In all my favorite colors,
My sisters and my brothers,
still, I will not kiss you,
Cause the hardest part of this,
Is leaving you.

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Reasons to learn Photoshop.

wonder

Absolutely Bananas has “5 reasons why EVERYONE should know how to Photoshop their head onto someone else’s body.” Reason number four:

4. Because you wouldn’t want your children to know THE TRUTH about how you spent your younger years (knitting and sipping tea? Come ON!) With Photoshop, your history is yours for the making! Goodbye boring momma, hello fab new me!

Includes a link to a Photoshop tutorial. Link

Friday, July 6, 2007

Sex and The City will become a Movie

New Line Cinema in co-operation with HBO will begin production of the famous TV series, SEX AND THE CITY this fall. Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon are all set to reprise their roles, with longtime executive producer Michael Patrick King directing the script he wrote himself. Looks like there will be more scandals and naughty antics from the girls. Out of the four, I like Kristin Davis who looks rather innocent on the outside. Just wondering when they will make DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES INTO A MOVIE.

SEX AND THE CITY MOVIE

THE WONDERFUL GIRLS IN SEX AND THE CITY

Sunday, June 17, 2007

The difference between Marketing, PR, Advertising and Branding

Image courtesy of Neutron, LLC.

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Behind the Success of every Man, there is a Woman

Amazing picutre! Just press CTRL+A to select all and you will know why it is so. (properly work in Internet Explorer)

Optical illusion

300 Video Journals

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“Iin depth look at the enormous amount of planning that was required while designing the world of 300. Jim discusses how multipurpose terrains and completely digital landscapes were designed to blend seamlessly with relatively more traditional set pieces”…..Link All 300 Video Journals
thanks bannaga