Mr. Wannabe | Sex: Life Advisor
Showing posts with label Life Advisor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Life Advisor. Show all posts

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Drug Effect on Beauty

These women are Drug addict’s. After on a long research with them, they found there beauty is slowly vanished due to Drugs, So girls be careful and avoid DRUGS!!!

And you may ask y not for boys, there is no messages for boys, because boys never worries about beauty.

You also want to be like this, so, please avoid DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!

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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Pornographic Image Blocker


You want to surf another adult website but you don’t want your boss or girlfriend see you open Aria Giovanni (who would not like to open Aria) you can install freeware program picblock. When there’s to much meat in an image picblock scrambles those pink babies! I know I will not install this program…

Sunday, May 20, 2007

DEMERIT SYSTEM FOR THE HOME

This is just a joke and is not meant to belittle the fairer sex. We have our fair share of men joke and like the good sports that we are, we bit our tongue till it splits, so be a sport and read.

Point system by women given to man In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects...Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Here's a guide to the point system.

Simple Duties:

You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets(-1)
You leave the toilet seat up (-5)
You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty (0)
When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex (-1)
When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom (-2)
You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty liners with wings (+5)
But return with beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it's something (+5)
You pummel it with a six iron (+10) It's her father (-20)

Social Engagements

You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy (-2)
Named Tiffany (-4)
Tiffany is a dancer (-6)
Tiffany has implants (-8)

Her Birthday

You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it is a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team (-10)

A Night Out with The Boys

Go out with a pal (-5)
And the pal is happily married (-4)
Or frighteningly single (-7)
And he drives a Lotus (-10)
With a personalized license plate "GR8 N BED" (-15)

A Night Out

You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2) I
t's called DeathCop3 (-3)
Which features cyborgs having sex (-9)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

Your Physique

You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say "I don't give a damn because you have one too" (-800)

The Big Question

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5)
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)

Communication

When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes (+5)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+10)
She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep (-20)

Friday, May 18, 2007

16 WAYS 2BE A COOL PERSON

1.SET A GOAL 4 UR SELF



2.SMILE AS OFTEN AS U CAN



3.SHARE UR HAPPINESS



4.BE READY TO HELP "PEOPLE"



5.BE CHILDISH



6.LEARN TO LEAVE IN HARMONY WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE



7.KEEP UR HUMOR



8.DO NOT BE AFRAID UNDER DIFFICULT SITUATION



9.FORGIVE



10.CHERISH REAL FRIENDSHIP



11.BE COORPERATIVE AND ENJOY TEAMWORK



12.DO NOT IGNORE UR LOVE ONE



13.BE CONFIDENT



14.DO UR FAVORITE INTERNET THINGS AT LEAST AT LUNCH IN THE OFFICE



15.BE BRAVE AND TRY NEW THINGS



16.DO NOT TAKE MONEY TOO SERIOUSLY

Friday, May 4, 2007

5 things guys want in a girlfriend



Okay, life doesn't exactly come with a dating handbook. So I'll take it upon myself to shed some light on what guys really look for! By Streeter Seidell

Everyone knows what a guy is supposed to want in a girlfriend: a soul mate, a best friend, blah, blah, blah. But I'm going to let you in on a little-known fact: Those are all great concepts, but there are other, more real, qualities guys secretly want in a girlfriend--ones that nobody ever tells you about. They may seem like insignificant little details, but taken as a whole, these things can make a guy never, ever want to give you up.


1. DON'T LEAVE HIM GUESSING
Guessing is fun when it comes to game shows, but Howie Mandel can't help him when he's trying to figure out which movie you'd like to see or what you want for your birthday. I know you girls all wish we'd just get you enough to figure it out on our own, but the truth is, guys aren't great at reading subtle hints. So just tell your guy what you want—it will make your life easier, and he will be a lot less confused. If all you give him to go on is, "I'll watch anything," your guy will end up spending more time talking to Mr. Moviefone than he will hanging out with you!


2.KNOW WHEN IT'S OKAY TO LIE
Guys want you to be honest when it comes to important things, like whether you're dating him exclusively or how far you want to go physically. But when it comes to personal things that could be sore spots, like thinking his best friend is hot or hating his mom's cooking, he'd prefer that you tell a little white lie. You don't have to pretend to love his hideous new shirt, but you can just say something neutral, like, "It's okay. I like your green one better." Guys appreciate when girls have the heart not to needlessly hurt our feelings--because yes, we do have them!


3. PICK YOUR BATTLES
No relationship is perfect, and no two people are going to agree on everything. A great girlfriend doesn't let her pride stand in the way of letting her guy walk away from a silly argument at least thinking he got his point across (even if you still secretly disagree with him). If you're arguing about something important to you, like your religious beliefs, then stick to your guns. But little disagreements can snowball into big fights. And nothing is sadder than having a huge fight and breaking up because he doesn't think Grey's Anatomy rocks and you think it's awesome. McDreamy's just not worth it.


4. HUMOR HIM
Stupid as it may seem, guys get worked up about things like video games and sports. The best girlfriends realize that these things really mean something to guys and affect us on an emotional level. Think about how psyched you get when you score a great bag at a killer sale. It makes your day, right? That's how we feel when our team sinks a half-court buzzer beater. And it's nice to have a girl who'll cheer right along with us, whether or not she really cares what just happened.


5. GIVE HIM A BREAK
Girls will always be our main focus, but sometimes we just want to hang out with our friends. Guys are so used to being told what to do by our mom that we have it in our head that we'll need to beg our girlfriend's permission to see our buddies. So if your guy says, "I might hang out with the guys on Saturday night," and you reply, "Okay, have fun!" he'll think how cool you are. And it'll make him want to hang out with you that much more next Saturday night!

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Is thong underwear is bad for your health?


Is thong underwear is bad for your health?

Some girls are more prone to yeast and urinary tract infections. If that’s you, thongs can provide a warm, moist environment to foster such infections. Stick to regular cotton panties. However, if you’re not hampered by these problems and you actually find it comfy, gynecologist Dr. Elizabeth Eden says it’s OK. So, go ahead and sing that thong song!

source:GirlsLife

Thursday, April 12, 2007

What (Not) To Wear?

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UPDATE: Hey, Surf! Here’s my idea. Pair a cute, short-sleeved black shirt (maybe something with a few ruffles, lace or sequins, but REALLY simple like this Xhilaration blouse from Target) with dark-rinse, bootleg jeans and some adorable black flats? Add some pearl studs or silver earrings and you’ll be festive, not frilly! xojb

I need help! im in 6th grade and we are having a “holiday” dance and i have no clue what to wear! I am the opposite of preppy … i hate flowery stuff with little sparkles on them … and i am not goth or emo or anything either. Help!

Surf 24/7

Hey, Surfer Girl!

I love this question. It’s like imaginary shopping!

I’m gonna think up a fabulously perfect outifit for you and post back soon! (HINT: I would not suggest the one she’s wearing on the right, LOL!) But I wanted to give the girls a chance to start writing back now!

While you g-bloggers are at it, I have a question!

How are you spending your New Years Eve? Boy/girl parties, slumber parties, hanging with the fam, school dance, watching the ball drop in Times Square, etc?

However you plan to ring in 2007, R U gonna dress casual or festive? Do you need any tips on party planning, what to wear, how to invite your crush, or anything like that?

Let me know! We’ll put some holiday party DO’s & DON’Ts under the tree (or menorah) just for you!

And, of course, if you have awesome New Years Eve ideas yourself? Be sure to share ‘em, sister!

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Be a modeL


Working models told us what they love and hate about their job so you can get the total picture.

BY MICHELLE LEE RIBEIRO

Getting paid to wear designer clothes, travel the world, and have thousands of guys wanting to date you sounds pretty darn good! But there's more to modeling than that. Even if you're tall enough (usually at least 5'7") and have the right bone structure, you'll still face lots of rejection and work your butt off.Read this to find out what a model's life is really like.

PROS:
International travel; working with sexy male models; meeting celebrities; playing "dress-up" with cool clothes, hair, and makeup

CONS:
Criticism from agents ("Your nose is too big!"); being away from family and friends a lot while traveling;no steady paycheck

HOW DO YOU START?
If you want to find out if you have the right look to be a model, here's what to do.

CONTACT AGENCIES:
Get a friend to take two snapshots of you (one close-up of your head and one of your whole body)and make about 50 prints of each picture. Then write up a résumé of your stats (height, weight, hair and eye color, and contact info) and attach it to the pictures. Search online or in the Yellow Pages for modeling agencies near you and mail each one a copy.

ENTER CONTESTS:
Many cities hold modeling contests anyone can enter. Check the classifieds in your newspaper to see if any are listed near you. Then sign up!

GO TO OPEN CALLS:
If you live in or near a big city,like New York, Los Angeles,or Chicago, call agencies and ask when they have open calls. Most of the big ones have weekly times when you can meet with an agent and find out if you have what it takes right then and there. If you do, the agency might even"sign" you, meaning that they'll agree to get you assignments.

WHAT DOES IT PAY?
How much you make depends on the type of modeling you do, what city you work in, and how good you are. But in general…

RUNWAY: $0–$5,000 a day
MAGAZINE STORIES: $0– $1,250 a day. (Many new models choose to do shows and magazine stories for free to get exposure.)
CATALOGS: $1,000–$2,500 a day
PRINT ADVERTISEMENTS: at least $2,500 a day

ANY OTHER TIPS?
More helpful stuff to know!

GET IN THE LOOP:
Models.com
is a free site that lists top agencies, up-and-coming models, and industry news.For a membership fee ($60a year), you can also add your pictures and résumé to the database and chat online with girls who are models or want to be.

AVOID SCAMS:
If an agency asks you for money up front to make a portfolio, it's probably scamming you.An agent should get you work if she likes your look—even without a portfolio.source CosmoGirl

Wannabe Popular

There is this cute popular boy who sits beside me. Sometimes he looks off my paper when he doesn't know how to do his work. Afterwards, he is nice to me and treats me like I'm popular. Once I told him no, and he got upset! Should I let him look off my paper and be cool, or not?

-Wannabe Popular

Popular or not, it's definitely not cool to cheat, and that's just what this boy is doing. He's also using you by being nice only when you let him copy your paper, and that's not cool, either! You know in your heart what's right: Everyone should do his own work. If it's just too hard to say no to him, ask your teacher (in private!) to move you to a different seat so you're not constantly faced with this dilemma. Good luck! source DG