The Really Great White Way

Britney Spears continues her tour of every single location available for visit in the Southern California area ... yesterday, she took a little trip to the Epitome Spa for a little pampering ... she loved it so much, she went back again ... for the second time in the same day:

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Now, I suppose it's possible that she merely went back to the spa the very same day because she left her sunglasses or her half-drunken can of Red Bull and just needed to retrieve them ... but I contend that it is very stressful going out every single day and Britney was just in dire need of a little extra relaxation treatment. Those hot stones are just what the Dr. ordered. I bet it's tough being Britney Spears. [Source]

The LA version of the GLAAD Media Awards were held in Hollywood last night and some pretty big names came out for the event -- Jake Gyllenhaal stunned and thrilled the crowd, I'm sure, by gracing the awards show with his presence. Here are a few pics from the red carpet last night:


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OUCH! Reichen Lehmkuhl showed up at the awards show with his new hunk of beef Ryan Barry but his ex-boyfriend Lance Bass showed up solo. Awkward much? I am very glad to see that Dave Koz (my most favoritest saxophonist on Earth) was also in attendance. I really wish I could've made this year's award show because I would've loved to hang out with the Koz man. I'm not exactly sure what Jennifer Aniston did to win a GLAAD Media Award but I really hope it wasn't for her portrayal of a lesbian on the FX show Dirt this year. She was barely a lesbian on that show ... her same-sex kiss with Courteney Cox-Arquette was nothing to write home about. They should've just given the award to Jake for being so cute. [Source]

Elsewhere in Hollywoodland, actually in TV Land, the TV Land Awards were also handed out last night ... here are a few fun pics from that red carpet:


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The very fun TV Land Awards managed to pull together a bunch of our fave sitcom actors from some of the best TV show around. There were a bunch of Bradys in the hiz ... but the fact that Charo was there just makes the whole show worth watching. Since the show was only taped last night you haven't missed your chance to watch the show itself ... it airs on Sunday, April 22 on TV Land. From what I've seen from the taping ... the show looks very fun. Make sure you tune in to watch a very special Brady Bunch performance!!! [Source]

T-Mobile is unveiling the next generation of the Sidekick in about a week but it's never too early to get the party started. Here are some pictures from the Sidekick iD party that managed to pull together a Who's Who of the celeb hipster elite ... I mean, just look at all that eyeliner and at all those jaded faces:


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Whoa ... I love me some Pete Wentz but homie needs to go a little less psycho with the eyeliner pencil. Poor Shane West looks so forlorn ... I wonder if it's because his friend Ashton Holmes wasn't invited to the shindig. Anyways ... the newest Sidekick, called the iD, will be color customizable and will be a stripped down version of the Sidekick 3. They got rid of the MP3 player and the camera and give you more battery power in return. All the other usual apps are still in place ... think of this new Sidekick as the Lite version. On April 25th you'll be able to customize your own Sidekick iD ... head on over to Gizmodo to see what options will be available. [Source]

Ryan Phillippe was reunited with his Stop Loss co-star Abbie Cornish this week to do a few re-shoots for the film. You may recall that Abbie was the girl that Ryan was caught making out with in public which is supposedly what led to his break-up with Reese Witherspoon:


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Hmm ... I wonder if they're still friendly (ie. doin' it) or if he really resents her because he prolly made the biggest mistake of his life by fooling around with her and now he has no chance of ever getting his perfect family back again? Yeah, that can't be great for their on-screen chemistry. [Source]

We've been watching Matthew McConaughey workin' his little ass off all week long and now we finally get to see who is the lucky girl who gets to enjoy the fruits of his labor:


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I have no idea who this Halle Berry wannabe is but she's a damn lucky woman. I hope she's enjoying him enough for all of us. [Source]

Patrick Dempsey has got it in his head that he wants to be a race car driver ... yeah ... whatever ... here are pictures of Patrick all dolled up in his race attire:


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I bet Patrick is just trying to compete with Frankie Muniz, the Malcolm in the Middle star who also fancies himself a race car driver. Actually, I bet he just likes wearing the cute outfit and the fun helmet with his name on it. Boys will be boys, you know. [Source]

It is my sad duty to bestow a somber Peace the Spork Out to the always fabulous Don Ho who died yesterday at the age of 76. Many of you young'ins prolly don't even know who Don Ho is ... but trust me, he will be greatly missed:


Legendary crooner Don Ho, who entertained tourists for decades wearing raspberry-tinted sunglasses and singing the catchy signature tune "Tiny Bubbles," has died. He was 76. He died Saturday morning of heart failure, publicist Donna Jung said. Ho had suffered with heart problems for the past several years, and had a pacemaker installed last fall. In 2005, he underwent an experimental stem cell procedure on his ailing heart in Thailand. Promoter Tom Moffatt said he attended Ho's final show Thursday and Ho received a standing ovation. Afterward, Ho reminisced about his many years in Waikiki and talked about how Judy Garland sang with him one night. "Don was in great spirits," he said. "He was fine." Ho entertained Hollywood's biggest stars and thousands of tourists for four decades. For many, no trip to Hawaii was complete without seeing his Waikiki show — a mix of songs, jokes, double entendres, Hawaii history and audience participation. Shows usually started and ended with the same song, "Tiny Bubbles." Ho mostly hummed the song's swaying melody as the audience enthusiastically took over the familiar lyrics: "Tiny bubbles/in the wine/make me happy/make me feel fine." "I hate that song," he often joked to the crowd. He said he performed it twice because "people my age can't remember if we did it or not." Don Ho has to be the most famous Hawaiian who ever lived -- he most certainly is to me. I remember when he guest starred on the Brady Bunch back when everyone watched the Brady Bunch in reruns. Tiny Bubbles is a horrid song ... but it's what he's known for and will prolly be his most remembered legacy. Ho's daughter Hoku sang the song Perfect Day in the movie Legally Blonde. My thoughts and sympathies go out to her and her entire family on this sad day. [Source]

Here is this week's Hot Dude of the Week ... since it's very rainy here in NYC today I thought it would be appropriate for the Hot Dude to be soaking wet ... so Joey and his friend were the best I could come up with:


What could be more natural than two dudes, both wearing speedos, playing football in the drizzly rain? See, if all football games where really like this, I think I'd be willing to play. Enjoy!!! [Source]