Pseudonymous Kid's first publication

When PK started first grade, he couldn't read--although he could write his name, or "mouse," and sometimes "Mama" and "Papa." Now look at him.

I asked if this was something his teacher told him to write, or if he made it up. He made it up. Hilarious.

Also, he was published today in the local paper: the question on the kids' page was, "If you could throw a party this weekend, what kind of party would it be?" Here's PK's answer.

I think I would like to have a mouse party. Everyone that came to my party would play with mice . . . at least everyone who likes mice.

Mice and mussels, mussels and mice.