Definition of Different Types of Girls/Ladies

Type 1: Hard Disk Girl
Definition: She remembers everything, FOREVER!
LauBeh says: Avoid if possible, otherwise, think many times before making every “move”!

Type 2: RAM Girl
Definition: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off!
LauBeh says: Give her the equal treatment she deserves!

Type 3: Window Girl
Definition: Everyone know that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her!
LauBeh says: Always keep one at your side to show off to your gang!

Type 4: Screen Saver Girl
Definition: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
LauBeh says: Only call when you are feeling down or kena dump by a Type 3…

Type 5: Internet Girl
Definition: Difficult to access!
LauBeh says: Access through backdoor (like parents, friends, lesbian lover) if possible. Otherwise, have to make her pregnant liao

Type 6: Server Girl
Definition: Alway busy when you need her!
LauBeh says: Let her call you instead of you calling her! Not suitable for desperate guys!

Type 7: Multimedia Girl
Definition: She makes horrible thing look beautiful!
LauBeh says: Must date one if you had lost all hopes in girl or in life!

Type 8: CD-ROM Girl
Definition: She is always faster and faster!
LauBeh says: Only date one when you are young and strong, otherwise, BEH TAHAN until you get a stroke or heart attack!

Type 9: Email Girl
Definition: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense!
LauBeh says: Always have an IPod in hand when you go on a date with her.

Type 10: Virus Girl
Definition: Also known as “WIFE‘’ when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don’t try you uninstall her you will lose everything!!
LauBeh says: No choice, every girl will turn into one someday, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! Treat them well, or else, GOD save you, and your “little brother”!