I received this though e-mail, I must warn you that the images are a little graphic, so if you have never seen a live birth under water think about it twice before you continue...
Ready?
You really want to see it?
OK, I warned you before,
here it goes...
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Girls' Head in a Pot
In a remote village in Chile locals have gotten so desperate for food that they have turned to eating their young. Fortunately, for this small girl a UN care-package was dropped just in time to save her. However, her head got stuck in the pot and since efforts to free her proved futile her family decided to leave it on in case they wanted seconds.
Kung Fu Cow
The back story on this scene is as follows: Molly the cow was having a torrid affair with this man's wife. The man, we'll call him Serge, cuckolded and shamed decided to exact his revenge publicly, but was unaware that Molly was a Third Degree Black Belt and International grappling champion. In fact, this side kick was the inspiration for the ending of Karate Kid.
"Thats discusting"
Im sorry, but i think thats the most adorable little thing in the world...even though the bark is funny.
You'll be laughing hard with this video. A traumatized dog that wanted to commit suicide but failed. Why? Just watch..
We know that Honda makes great cars, but what about robots? It seemed almost too impossible, the Asimo takes a fall on the stairs during a demonstration. The crew, however, were well prepared for an event like this.
A selection of a few movie mistakes from Star Wars.
Compilation of a few movie mistakes from The Matrix.
Have you ever thought that programming can be funny ? Yes it can be, but only if you understand it.For example here are some HTML Tags and some pictures that I'm sure will make any programmer day happier. Enjoy !
